Miranda supposedly had a car accident on 11th March, SMH broke the story 2 days after it allegedly happened. I say allegedly because there is a lot of speculation whether the accident actually happened.
The Supposed Story:
Miranda was in the car with an assistant when another car rammed into them on a busy LA freeway. The driver of the other car has been arrested and is likely to face reckless driving charges. Miranda was rushed to hospital and undergoing MRI scans to determine if any permanent damage was sustained.
That doesn’t sound very suspicious does it? Read on.
The Oddities:
1) First off, the neck injury/brace. Anyone with any kind of neck and/or back injury should not and could not carry anything like a reasonably heavy handbag yet Miranda is and manages fine. Neck injuries can also make it difficult to live out your day to day routine, yet, Miranda manages fine as she is out and about with pals on the 12th (the day after the accident) even though Miranda’s spokesperson, Annie Kelly, claims she is in a lot of pain. The day after the crash, Miranda is also seen wearing sneakers that contain a hidden 3 inch wedge (here they are). For someone that has a neck injury and is in a lot of pain, heels/wedges are the last thing you could and should wear. Here you can also read how wearing neck braces/collars aren’t recommended for whiplash (may be recommended if you are having trouble sleeping due to the pain, but as Miranda seems completely fine walking around in her heels and carrying her bags, I doubt it). Only one MRI scan would be needed yet Miranda’s spokesperson claims she had more than one.
2) TMZ. They reported on the “accident” but said they were “unable to confirm those reports” even though TMZ can get to a car incident like lightening (hell, they even broke the news Michael Jackson was dead before it was even confirmed). Here they are with an old has-been actor that got into trouble with the police for blocking a highway. TMZ had ALL the news on that story, even a nice picture of this guy posing with the cops like a wedding photo yet they had nothing on Miranda’s story, couldn’t even get to the scene after it had happened… very strange for a pap agency that hear things in an instant and have insiders in police forces and hospitals (hence how they knew about MJ before the rest of the world). TMZ were there like a shot when Orlando crashed his car and caught it all on film (Orlando walking away from his very injured friend – nice) and another time when Orlando had a car accident, same when Lindsey Lohan is doing who knows what! As of writing this, TMZ still haven’t confirmed anything to do with Miranda’s accident.
3) The vanishing neck brace. Three days after the crash, Miranda took off her neck brace to shoot a KORA advert with her bum chum Chris Colls. Miranda did go to the doctor that day (still carrying her heavy bag) but was seen leaving the doctors with her neck brace still on. One would assume that if she was fit enough to remove it, the doctor would have removed it and examined her neck and if she was fine to keep it off to take it off in the surgery, but no, the neck brace is still round her scrawny neck. How is she able to work with such a bad neck? It’s KORA – the company she owns, I’m sure a commercial can wait!
4) Witnesses. None. Miranda’s car was rammed on A BUSY FREEWAY yet not one person has mentioned this anywhere (for example “I passed a car accident on the busy freeway today and I just heard Miranda Kerr had been involved in one – might have been hers đŽ“).
DISCLAIMER: I do not want any harm to come to Miranda, nor do I want her dead, ill, injured, mutilated, decapitated or paralyzed (like some claim I do).
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