Miranda Photoshops Herself

Like she isn’t skinny enough. Proof Miranda Kerr photoshops pictures of herself to make that pre-pubescant body of hers even skinnier and posts it on her official Instagram.

Miranda’s IG picture (and a screencap in case it gets deleted)

The original picture.

and for those of you who cant see a difference >HERE< are the two pictures together with the obvious differences plain to see.

Yes, lots of people photoshop pictures of themselves, but what ever happened to Miranda’s “Treasure Yourself”? “Love who you are and let your little light shine”? Proves every words she spouts is bullshit and she doesn’t believe a word of it. This also sends out the wrong message to impressionable girls/women as Miranda is skinny enough yet photoshopping herself to be even skinnier.

And before anyone says “maybe she got that picture from a different site and doesn’t know its been photoshopped” – she has posted a few other pictures on IG she has taken herself that also look like they have been photoshopped and as she taken the private pictures herself – only she had access to them 🙂

Grow up Miranda, you are a 30 year old woman, not a 14 year old girl from high school. Accept who you are like you tell others to do or GTFO!

KORA May Ask For Your SSN

Thanks to the girls at Delphi for bringing this up.

It seems that when you place an order with KORA Organics on their site, you may be requested to give your Social Security Number (SSN). I decided to check this out myself by visiting the site, adding a product to my basket, clicked on checkout and sure enough there it was (click for larger image):

That statement says to me that every customer may not be asked for their SNN but it obviously does happen as the statement would not be there in the first place.

This is very strange behavior as you do not need to give online merchants your SSN to make a purchase and online merchants should not ask for it as it is private information and this is how identity theft happens as dodgy online merchants sell your details, such as your SSN to aid identity fraudsters. Don’t just take my word for it, read it >here< and >here<. For those who don’t want to read the articles, here are the bits you need to know:

“Never Give Out Your Social Security Number

Providing your Social Security number is not a requirement for placing an order at an online shopping site. There is no need for the merchant to ask for it. Giving out your Social Security number could lead to having your identity stolen. (See PRC Fact Sheet 17a, “Identity Theft: What to Do if It Happens to You,” www.privacyrights.org/fs/fs17a.htm.)”

and

“Unless you’re very sure about the merchant, don’t provide them with a checking account number and never disclose your social security number to online merchants.”

So, why do KORA ask for your SSN if they don’t need to know it? Makes you wonder doesn’t it! It seems fraud and dodgy dealings follow Miranda and KORA like flies round shit.

More Car Crash BS?

In the recent issue of Cleo Magazine, Miranda gave more information about the supposed injuries she sustained during the dubious car crash incident (read our previous entry here).

Miranda claims:

“The crash impacted three discs in my neck, with one protruding onto the spine. The doctor gave me the option of surgery or taking time to heal myself. I wanted to heal myself.”
Miranda laughs as she recalls the expression on the offender’s face when her husband, Orlando Bloom, arrived at the scene: “One of the boys saw Orlando and said, ‘Shit, it’s Orlando Bloom'” (read Sassi Sam’s blog for more BS info).

Let’s look at the facts (Miranda’s version in red, the facts in blue)

The crash impacted three discs in my neck, with one protruding onto the spine. The doctor gave me the option of surgery. Impacted discs (or Herniated Disc) don’t usually require surgery [source] and one should consider surgery only if the previous treatments were attempted and unsuccessful.

or taking time to heal myself. I wanted to heal myself. Then why was Miranda out and about in 3-4 inch heels and carrying a large bag on her arm the very next day? and posing in a bath tub with Chris Colls two days later? This is simply not possible with such injuries – injuries that supposedly require surgery. Rest is always recommended for 48-72 hours

Miranda laughs as she recalls the expression on the offender’s face when her husband, Orlando Bloom, arrived at the scene: “One of the boys saw Orlando and said, ‘Shit, it’s Orlando Bloom’. Orlando wasn’t even in town when she had her “crash”, he was away skiing and didn’t return home until a day or two after.

The facts speak for themselves don’t you think? You really couldn’t make this up, even though some people think I do, I must put inaccurate words into her mouth huh?

KORA Blog: Mental Illness? Just get Over It Already!

Just when you thought the “cure cancer by positive thinking” bull shit post was a one off, it seems another post as popped up (thanks to RobKl).

According to this post on the KORA blog, mental illness isn’t real, you can choose not to have it by being grateful for what you have (in this case food and a friend). Considering Miranda and Orlando have so many symptoms of mental disorders, I find this rather ironic.

Don’t forget – Miranda said she approved every post that went on the KORA blog.

Also note how someone called Miranda posts a link to this Punch’s site and signs off as “The KORA Team”. So I’m pretty sure Miranda at least knows of it.

ETA: The original KORA blog post has vanished, so, for those that haven’t seen the post, here are my screencaps: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Kicked To The Kerrb Yet Again?

Last month, Miranda was famously DUMPED by DJ’s 9 months before her contract ended.

She has also been DUMPED by Lipton’s Iced Tea, as Kaela Kimura is now the face of Limone (thank you Gachapin).

Her job with Qantas is hanging in the balance as her campaign with them was connected to DJ’s.

Orlando told his astrologer pal what a self centered bitch Miranda was (here and here) and read here to why this came from Team Orlando.

Today, news has surfaced that VS, Miranda’s biggest job, have probably DEMOTED her – she may longer be an angel.

Chief marketing officer Ed Razek for VS is quoted as saying: “…she will always be an Angel to me” and “I’ve already invited her to walk the runway in this year’s fashion show and, happily, she’s agreed“.

That, in my opinion, translates as: “she was an angel, she isn’t anymore but she will always be an angel to me. I’ve invited her to the fashion show, if she was still an angel she wouldn’t need an invitation, it would be her job to be there“.

One sentence in the article did catch my eye: “Though the brand won’t confirm the speculation, sources behind the scenes tell PEOPLE there’s some truth to the pervasive diva rumors. “She can be difficult at shoots and appearances. She’s not very timely,” the source says. “She’s standoffish with the rest of the girls“. We have heard so much of the Flash Nazi being a diva and we are hearing it again. This is PEOPLE, they are trustworthy and, despite what some crazy shippers think, we are not behind these rumors and I find it hilarious that the shippers think we have so much power (manipulating videos to have Aleen mouth something she didn’t, hacking shippers networking accounts and now controlling PEOPLE Magazine lol).

Remember this, all that is coming out now about Miranda, we have been saying since day one. Who looks the more likely to be right about her?

Christian Miranda!

I came across this comment from Miranda on that indian lady photo that she posted on her Instagram yesterday, people were asking what religion she was because the lady in the photo is a Hindu, this is what Miranda replied:

Since when was Miranda a Christian? For years, since being with Orlando she has been very vocal about the fact she was a Nichiren Buddhist and was an SGI member, Flynn was born to the chants of the SGI chant “nam-myoho-renge-kyo” and recently she hinted that Flynn was being brought up in SGI, so how come all of a sudden she is a Christian? Of course people choose whichever religion they like whenever they like, but considering Miranda has never stopped talking about her being an SGI Buddhist like Orlando all these years I found it surprising and with Miranda answering in the comments she must want this known specifically.

If you guys want to see this for yourselves:

http://statigr.am/   (which is for those that want to browse Instagram but don’t have an account)< if u put mirandakerr (no spaces) in the search and click on the top person that appears on the left, click on the Indian woman picture, click on “view all” comments, scroll down you will find the comment  (as shown in screen cap above).

Dropped Like A Hot Organic Potato

It’s official – DJ’s have sacked Miranda. This article reveals how Miranda was such a diva, expected money for nothing and how, even though she still had 9 months left on her contract, DJ’s have cut all ties with her and have already employed Jessica Gomes in her place. Out with the old and in with the new… and younger it would seem.

The article goes into detail about how pretentious Miranda is:

“Installed in her own luxurious private marquee regularly filled with fresh flowers and champagne on ice, she would be fussed over away from prying eyes by her own team of make-up artists, stylists and hairdressers.“

This must be the same reference as this article where she barked commands, earned the nickname ”Flash Nazi”, demanded luxury and privacy and “brandishing the baby (Flynn) like a designer handbag“.

Back to the here and now, Kerr may claim this was a mutual decision but it’s pretty obvious it wasn’t. After all, the original article and this one says the decision took Miranda and her team by surprise. What does she expect? Acting the diva, wanting more money to do less work, wanting DJ’s to come to her for shoots when she jets around the world anyway –  as well as other demands. DJ’s said it wasn’t about the money but the fact that Miranda didn’t actually want to work for it. The funny thing is, DJ’s have obviously been wanting to get rid of Miranda for a while as they did research a while ago and “the results were not good for Kerr” as the research showed that people couldn’t relate to her. Will this also mean her time with Qantas will come to an end too? After all, Miranda was only part of Qantas because they partnered with DJ to enable Australian shoppers to earn Qantas Frequent Flyer points as an additional rewards option on the David Jones American Express Card.

No doubt her “stans” will still claim she is so down to earth after this. Really? The definition of “down the earth” is – realistic, sensible, not pretentious or affected, straightforward, not overly ornate, simple in style. Sorry but that does not describe Miranda in any shape of form. I could give a list as long as my arm why it’s not… can the “stans” do the same? Doubt it.

Miranda has well and truly been kicked the the Kerrb lol but like she says herself “everything happens for a reason… that’s karma darling”.

Car Accident: Real Or Fake?

Miranda supposedly had a car accident on 11th March, SMH broke the story 2 days after it allegedly happened. I say allegedly because there is a lot of speculation whether the accident actually happened.

The Supposed Story:

Miranda was in the car with an assistant when another car rammed into them on a busy LA freeway. The driver of the other car has been arrested and is likely to face reckless driving charges. Miranda was rushed to hospital and undergoing MRI scans to determine if any permanent damage was sustained.

That doesn’t sound very suspicious does it? Read on.

The Oddities:

1) First off, the neck injury/brace. Anyone with any kind of neck and/or back injury should not and could not carry anything like a reasonably heavy handbag yet Miranda is and manages fine. Neck injuries can also make it difficult to live out your day to day routine, yet, Miranda manages fine as she is out and about with pals on the 12th (the day after the accident) even though Miranda’s spokesperson, Annie Kelly, claims she is in a lot of pain. The day after the crash, Miranda is also seen wearing sneakers that contain a hidden 3 inch wedge (here they are). For someone that has a neck injury and is in a lot of pain, heels/wedges are the last thing you could and should wear. Here you can also read how wearing neck braces/collars aren’t recommended for whiplash (may be recommended if you are having trouble sleeping due to the pain, but as Miranda seems completely fine walking around in her heels and carrying her bags, I doubt it). Only one MRI scan would be needed yet Miranda’s spokesperson claims she had more than one.

2) TMZ. They reported on the “accident” but said they were “unable to confirm those reports” even though TMZ can get to a car incident like lightening (hell, they even broke the news Michael Jackson was dead before it was even confirmed). Here they are with an old has-been actor that got into trouble with the police for blocking a highway. TMZ had ALL the news on that story, even a nice picture of this guy posing with the cops like a wedding photo yet they had nothing on Miranda’s story, couldn’t even get to the scene after it had happened… very strange for a pap agency that hear things in an instant and have insiders in police forces and hospitals (hence how they knew about MJ before the rest of the world). TMZ were there like a shot when Orlando crashed his car and caught it all on film (Orlando walking away from his very injured friend – nice) and another time when Orlando had a car accident, same when Lindsey Lohan is doing who knows what! As of writing this, TMZ still haven’t confirmed anything to do with Miranda’s accident.

3) The vanishing neck brace. Three days after the crash, Miranda took off her neck brace to shoot a KORA advert with her bum chum Chris Colls. Miranda did go to the doctor that day (still carrying her heavy bag) but was seen leaving the doctors with her neck brace still on. One would assume that if she was fit enough to remove it, the doctor would have removed it and examined her neck and if she was fine to keep it off to take it off in the surgery, but no, the neck brace is still round her scrawny neck. How is she able to work with such a bad neck? It’s KORA – the company she owns, I’m sure a commercial can wait!

4) Witnesses. None. Miranda’s car was rammed on A BUSY FREEWAY yet not one person has mentioned this anywhere (for example “I passed a car accident on the busy freeway today and I just heard Miranda Kerr had been involved in one – might have been hers 😮“).

DISCLAIMER: I do not want any harm to come to Miranda, nor do I want her dead, ill, injured, mutilated, decapitated or paralyzed (like some claim I do).

Miranda’s Hacking Update Part 2 +3!

Haters and shippers alike, please read THIS article. It is irrefutable proof that Miranda lied about her hacking and/or lied about contacting the “cyber crime unit”.

Let me pick out the juice quotes for those that can’t be bothered to click on the link.

Miranda said on her Twitter:

“Just with the cyber crime unit. Whoever hacked my account, expect a knock on the door very soon.“

Miranda’s publicist said:

“We can’t say much more than that other than we are definitely in close contact with senior members of the fraud and cyber crime squad but it does not involve any of her social networking accounts.“

(quote from link) Yet Police said they had not been informed of any incident involving the supermodel. A federal police spokeswoman said their cyber crime unit did not investigate cases of hacking against individuals.

This is so similar to her wedding dress incident. Case closed, we knew she was lying and now the fat, jealous police confirm it… or are we to blame for this in some way like we usually are *rolls eyes*.

EDIT:

So now she has called the police about this apparent threats and hacking, will be interesting to see the result of this and find out who this person is, makes me wonder if I should have took it further when she had her team impersonate a lawyer to try and put the frighteners on us:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/email-hacker-spooks-the-kerr-clan/story-e6frewz0-1226577416065

Miranda’s Hacking Update

Miranda posted this on her twitter:

So Miranda must be using the Australian cyber crime unit because as she says she is “with” the cyber crime unit-yet looking at their website

Computer intrusion

Computer intrusion is any unauthorised access of a computer or network of computers.

This might take the form of hacking of free email services. If your free email account has been hacked and an unauthorised person is using it then, firstly, contact the provider of the email service and seek assistance to fully resolve the problem.

If you know who the perpetrator is, the person resides in Australia, and you consider the matter serious enough to warrant reporting to police, you can report it to the State or Territory police where you live.

In most cases, Australian law enforcement will not have the jurisdiction to take action. Only when the perpetrator resides in Australia or the computer server of the company that provides the free email service is located in Australia are Australian law enforcement officials able to act.

Read the proof here: http://www.afp.gov.au/policing/cybercrime/hightech-crime.aspx

Yet look at what she says there WHOEVER.. so she doesn’t know who the hacker is or where they live!  And even so does she really expect us to believe that they would act because someone apparently hacked her account to say she was pregnant! LOL OK!

Even if she was in the USA, they would not act on such pathetic, simple hacking such as that, all they would recommend is changing their password etc  Seems more BS for publicity-yet again!