Quick FB Round Up

Miranda hasn’t been on her FB a lot lately, must be because of her massive belly getting in the way of her typing.

Miranda and her Kerrazy Kravings:

Wow, those are some fucked up cravings you got there!

Miranda/KORA Team have been deleting comments again but this time about KORA giving someone a rash:

You can now see these comments have gone. I don’t know who made these comments or if they are even true but deleting the comments makes it look like Miranda/Team KORA don’t care if KORA leaves people with a rash or pimples, they only want to hear the ass kissing comments/reviews, which says to me that no one is very confident of KORA because not addressing any negative reactions is very unprofessional and it looks guilty as hell.

Here are two quite differing versions of how Miranda spent Thanksgiving:

Very different. Makes me wonder if Miranda is on one FB and Therese is on the other (thanks Ruby 🙂 ). Also, the spelling of Thanksgiving changes on both FB’s from Thanks giving to Thanksgiving.

Oh, and I see her heart only goes out to NZ after the miners tragedy even though there were miners of several nationalities who died.

~ by Kerrazy Lies on November 30, 2010.

50 Responses to “Quick FB Round Up”

  1. Don’t for get her explanation for slow response.

    Or obviously forgetting that she’ll be seeing family for x-mas

    Or needing to see if the baby will be good and if her body will bounce back to go back to modeling.

    Or the the after thought of O’s family.

    And last but not least, her two different reasons for signing off.

    😀

    • Oh please. Miranda will probably go back to her old body like an hour after birth.

    • OMG, I didnt see those!! Thanks for sharing them lol I dont the slwo response thing. Is she saying she has a laptop on her knee? I type at a table and I cant see a huge belly would get in my way :/ She so strange! Maybe her two reasons for signing off was due to two different people posting? lol

      • I wouldn’t be surprised. A few posts ago on her FB someone asked if she watched Gossip girl and she replied that she did but hasn’t watched it recently, now someone asked if she watched Gossip girl and she said she doesn’t.

  2. Urgh! I See the facebook addiction is still raging strong.

    Crazy cravings?? erm.. okkkkaay. Why is she so crazy? I can’t believe she deleted the KORA giving someone a rash lmao!! It does look guilty you are right there! I think with a lot of ppls sensitive skin her KORA would give ppl a rash,looking at the ingredients it would do that to me too.

    @Rik, thanks for the caps, proving yet again she reads here! LMAO at her giving two different reasons for signing off, wow she can’t stop it with the lies even the insignificant teeny ones, why does she even give a reason that she is signing off anyway?? She doesn’t have to give any reason lol she is thick!

  3. Eating tomatoes and drinking orange juice are crazy cravings? I must have been pregnant for years then, I do that most days.

    • To her that’s out of her little organic box, to me eating pickles covered in chocolate, or pickles with peanut butter is crazy (a friend of mine had massive cravings for pickles paired with anything, I honestly don’t know how she stomached it).

      • I find it hilarious that her body is craving those nasty acidic foods like tomatoes and orange juice that she has denied herself over the last however many years she’s been using that stupid (and without medical and scientific basis) blood type diet. Her particular blood type means she shouldn’t have acidic / acid producing foods. She is such a moron.

    • hahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhah hahhahahahah you should check it out! hahahahahah she is sooo stupid! omg!

  4. I can’t take credit for this one, Ruby2384 from the Delphi forums caught this. It’s the two Thanksgiving comments she made on both the FBs.

    • Jeez! Im going to have to use this as they are too different to be an accident surely, thanks Rik and Ruby.

    • Also I just noticed the spelling of Thanksgiving changes on both FB’s (thanksgiving/thanks giving).

      • Also with her signing off wherever vs. where-ever.

      • Arrgh! It just doesnt stop lol Makes me laugh how much they do it to be honest!

      • I believe it is quite obvious now that it’s not always her who writes on her FB. Nothing wrong in being helped, probably by her mother, but once again she lies pretending she’s the only one writing there. No good MK!

    • There are definitely more than one person posting here, otherwise it would all be the same especially the comments about gossip girl and now thanksgiving. They really should stop because it is getting increasingly obvious, why cant you just be honest Miranda, and admit that it isn’t always you posting, is it such a crime to have Therese talking as herself for a change? It is only your dumb as you fans that are fooled, why do you think you are getting so many “this isn’t miranda kerr” comments, because a lot of people are seeing the mistakes, especially the ones where Therese is pretending to be you but signing off as herself, really Miranda- all the tips we give you here for free and you cant even come clean about that?? Different answers is what you get WHEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE ARE POSTING, SAVVY?

  5. MK gives advice on how to get pregnant, by using Noni juice.

    • There are obviously some Hormons in the Juice… 😉

      You cannot get pregnant just with drinking a Juice! *Shake my Head*

      BTW, I have see in a Magazine advertisement for a Drink similary to Noni and they (the producer of the Juice) write, that pregnant Woman should not drink this Juice.

    • OMFG – why does she constantly have to prove again and again that she’s dumber as a box of rocks?

    • So noni juice makes you ovulate more or something? Must be how she managed to trap Orlando into knocking her up.

  6. It’s so true that they don’t want anything other than ass-kissing praise bs on their sites. I once commented on her blog that even ‘organic’ animals can be treated cruelly and that it’s best to just go vegetarian or vegan. I also asked why, as a Buddhist, Miranda isn’t vegetarian or vegan. They deleted it straight away.

    • I really dont get why they delete such harmless questions like vegan/vege, it really is a valid question but if Miranda is SGI Buddhist, they are fine about eating meat. To only let fairytale comments through is madness. Even if I was a celeb, I would welcome all opinions and comments, you cant be liked by everyone but I guess thats why her blog doesnt get a load of comments lol

      • It makes me sick that people read that blog and believe it. If half the shit on there was even true they wouldn’t require a disclaimer. So much of it is amazingly scientifically incorrect and half of the ‘experts’ haven’t even been to university; they’ve ‘studied’ as naturopaths, aka pseudoscience.

        She could have just said why she eats meat but oh no, precious little Miranda can’t admit in writing to eating something that suffered. What a fake.

      • That’s fucking laughable since you just said you aren’t letting shipper comments through! Such a hypocrite! But keep all these pearls of wisdom coming. Gives us more material and lolz!

      • Yeah, very hypocritical seeing as shippers we allowed to comment for ages and no one posted yet MK lets NO comments through that arent ass licking so…

  7. @ kel , you try and take all the haters freedom of speech away and that includes your beloved Miranda Kerr yet we have to let all your posts through? now THAT is hypocritical. Go cry to momma!

    • I did? Hmmmm, oh I guess this one of the “truths” you guys tell here. Thanks to you guys for proving what liars and hypocrites you really are (as if we didn’t already know that). I love it!

      • Lies? Be great if you could list what lies we’ve told 🙂

        jpkelley@knology.net
        24.214.105.221

      • Do tell us what we are lying about PLEASE LIST THEM!

        Oh, and while you are at it, please tell us why Miranda told these lies:

        1:WHY DID SHE LIE ABOUT KORA BEING CERTIFIED ORGANIC?
        2:WHY DID MIRANDA LIE AND SAY IT WAS IN THE PROCESS WHEN ECOCERT HAD HEARD NOTHING FROM THEM?
        3:WHY DOES THERESE PRETEND TO BE MIRANDA (SHE SPOKE AS MIRANDA AND THEN SIGNED OFF AS THERESE)
        4:WHY DOES THE STORY ABOUT HOW SHE GOT INTO MODELLING KEEP CHANGING?
        5:WHY DID SHE GET HER TEAM KORA:MATTY/JOHN/TAMMY/THERESE TO BREAK THE LAW AND PRETEND TO BE A LAWYER AND THREATEN US AND BREACH PRIVACY LAWS BY GIVING OUT SOMEONES PRIVATE INFO WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION??

        Until you can answer all these things then you can’t call us a liar, the proof is all there, all from Miranda’s facebook that she typed, or in the illegal case of the IP’s of the fake lawyer being attatched to KORA IP- AND fitting Kora’s IP. You had MONTHS to answer all the posts we did yet you all were chicken shit and didnt, BECAUSE YOU COULDNT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT IS THE TRUTH.

        Like I said in the other post, IF WE WERE LYING MIRANDA COULD TAKE US TO COURT- WHY ISNT SHE? BECAUSE THEY ARENT LIES, THEY ARE THE TRUTH.

        So get off your high horse and answer all this, c’mon stick up for your Goddess, but I know you won’t because you cant, otherwise you would have done a long time ago- but hey! Take the heat off her by having a go at us right? Sorry but that is transparent.

        I’m waiting…

  8. OH and I almost forgot!!

    WHY DID MIRANDA SAY SHE HAD LOST HER LUGGAGE YET AMERICAN AIRLINES HAVE HEARD NOTHING FROM HER EVEN THO THEY SENT HER THE PAPERWORK TO HELP HER LOCATE IT???

    • I dont think I’ll let anymore of her posts through until she answers about the lies we’ve apparently told lol A lot of shippers seem to skim past the lies MK has told :/

      • She won’t be able to reply to it because NONE of them can- that says everything to me, they are supporting someone just like them, a fake liar, good show shippers!

  9. Well Kel replied but ignored all the lies you asked her to explain and what lies we have told, now that IS a surprise. She turns it on us and says we play dirty LOL Really Kel, is that the best you can do? Pathetic, you wonder why we arent letting anymore shippers comments through? You guys cant even defend MK properly lol Dont bother posting anymore, youve had your chance to explain everything, you cant so bye bye.

    • What a surprise- NOT. Listen Kel, and your ilk, think about this- You cant defend Mirandas lies why is that you think?? Think, think, think! OK then seeing as you are too thick to get it I will spell it out:

      YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T DEFEND HER BECAUSE SHE HAS LIES, SHE KNOWS IT, YOU KNOW IT AND WE KNOW IT- END OF STORY.

      You just lost a chance to answer all I asked yet you can’t, you have made you and your fellow shippers out to just be plain dumb- so well done for that, playing dirty ? Why for asking you to say where we lied and defend your princess? WHAT IS LOW ABOUT ME ASKING THAT- why did you come here? To have a shitty go? Your come back is the lamest I have heard, you have now ADMITTED that what we have shown about Miranda is true- so well done for that. You are all hypocrites- just like she is, YOU HAVE SHOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT THERE! YOU CANT DEFEND HER LIES, BECAUSE THEY ARE HOW THEY ARE- aww you all are soulmates.

      Why do you shippers feel the urgent need to come here and say anything, I would have respected you MONTHS AGO when each post was done to come here and defend her or explain WHY she has lied, MONTHS you were given a chance- and NOW i have just given you a chance, yet you change the subject and say we are playing dirty and you cant answer anything asked, so why come here? You lot have proven to me what a bunch of insane, nasty little pricks you really are, but nice try, you have shown yourself out to be a total LOSER.

      Thanks for proving US AND THIS BLOG RIGHT! 🙂

      • She got back with we are hypocrites, petty and vindictive and she considers it an honor to be banned. Let me get this straight, we are liars yet when she is asked to explain why we are liars – she doesnt, we are hypocritical, yet we let shippers comments through and encouraged them to explain MK’s lies – they dont, we are petty… erm… why? We are vindictive? Because we expose MK’s lies? So exposing lies is WORSE than being a liar now? Jeez! I have to say her come backs were worse than the fat/jealous ones. Made my day this has, made my day!

    • I think you should do a page showing the comments all the shippers make every few weeks or something. That would be fun.

      • lol believe it or not there isnt many. Mayfrayn, Kathy and now Kel are the only ones we’ve had, shame. I feel like doing a “James Randi” kind of thing, finding a shipper who can actually explain MK’s lies then giving them $1m.

  10. Nothing is as undrehand and vile as saying an uncertified organic skincare range is certified organic just so people will buy it, as sayign your luggage is lost and it probably isnt, getting your mother to pretend to be you on facebook. the fact that they stand by someone liek this even thought they cant defend her actions says more about them than anyone.

  11. when we are talking about health -and skin issues are really difficult to treat- she should be careful. Illness or skin issues can’t be deleted as her team can delete a post in which somebody is talking about a side effect of the use of their products. That’s real life, skin is an organ, so nobody but doctors and real experts should recomend the use of any product to stread over the skin. Very unprofesional to delete the problems… I wish life was so easy to lead… you can’t , MK, get their health back with a mouse and a laptop, right??? OMg!

  12. With her latest post and comments, two gems stood out.

    Proof that she’s in her 9th month?
    Why would one say that their doctor told them they’re due anytime if she’s due “early next year”. Not to mention how the hell can one say due any minute then say just kidding, but due at anytime. It’s the same friggin thing.

    In regards of where she’ll be New Year’s Eve
    Seriously, someone who can speak dinghonese, care to translate the top line?

    • Different sign offs yet again.

      • In one page she said she’s due anytime, in the other she repeated the ‘eraly january’ stuff…

    • On New Years Eve (perhaps she’s referring to midnight) she says she might be in hospital (ie in labour), already have given birth (ie the baby is crying loudly) or she might be asleep from the exhaustion of hauling her huge pregnant belly around the place while she waits for the birth.

      Anyone get the feeling she’s giving a hint that she’s going to have the dingho pup around New Years?

      • Yes Joders, the same Feeling I have too. 🙂
        If I be honest: I wait every Day of the news, that she is in the Hospital. Not every Baby comes right on Time – I believe, it’s just 90% of the Birth (but I could also wrong), the others are 14 Days before or after the Date.

      • Thank you for the translation!

        It’s either Christmas or it’ll be New Year’s Eve/Day most likely, induced labor.

  13. A couple of new ones, one where she gives more details about modeling and mentioning the other competition, guess it’s because the cat got out of the bag with that one. I don’t recall her ever mentioning before about doing modeling after Dolly while she was still in school though…

    I noticed this the other day, that she’s taken up referring to the baby as my baby or my little one.

    • That’s so interesting. She goes on about how she’s so compassionate and inclusive blah blah blah and then the baby isn’t ‘our baby’?? Or ‘the baby’? Really strange psychology going on there.

  14. I think this should be pointed out.

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